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American Nutrition

Postby littledoc » Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:33 pm

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Either that or wondering where the heck our tax payer dollars are going.
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Notice that this is not included in the Fitness and Wellness section. ;) :lol: :lol:
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Re: American Nutrition

Postby Vina8 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 11:19 pm

Very good, littledoc. Liked both of your posts here--I guess I just need to find a liberal doctor! Hah!
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Re: American Nutrition

Postby MrDanB » Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:49 am

That's funny LittleDoc! I think caring too much is what does us in. I just don't care much anymore.lol
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Re: American Nutrition

Postby Whisper » Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:10 pm

Ah, so I should start drinking and curse more in Italian! Sweet! :D
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Re: American Nutrition

Postby Slaw901 » Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:25 am

I personally think that we Americans stress too much. We need to laugh more and trust that God will provide as long as we do our bit.

FYI - If you wonder if God has a sense of humor consider that he made it so that two completely dissimilar creatures like man and woman had to come together to continue our species. I'm rather glad he did though.
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Re: American Nutrition

Postby mmpaints » Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:39 pm

ROFL littledoc. Isn't "American" and "nutrition" together make an oxymoron????
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Re: American Nutrition

Postby littledoc » Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:28 pm

LOL. mmpaints, you're probably right. lol :rofl:
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